MXF 004 - How To Manipulate Your Owner

🐓 The Ultimate Cat Masterclass Has Arrived!

Glasses on. Coffee brewing. Notebook open. This distinguished black cat is deeply focused on writing the most important book ever published: "How To Manipulate Your Owner."

And he'd really appreciate it if you'd stop staring at him while he works.

If you live with a cat, you already know — they wrote this book years ago. Now you can wear the proof.

• 100% Cotton — soft, breathable, and intellectually superior
• Available in Charcoal Black and Grey
• Bold high-quality graphic print
• Unisex fit — for humans who know they're being managed
• The perfect gift for cat owners who've accepted their fate

Warning: Your cat has already read this tee and approves. 🐱👓